Jezebel

Porn Addiction? Bah, Yeah Tell Me Another One

Today I am going to have a talk with you all about what I have heard on the phone that has started to annoy me a bit. That subject is whiny submissive males who claim to have a porn addiction when they get caught jacking it on the phone with a mistress. That is a very typically submissive attitude to take and it is totally predictable. Instead of owning up to the fact that he is a total bitch boy and can’t control his cock let alone a woman he claims to have an addiction and then not only is he absolved of his crime he is also given the poor baby routine which only makes his whimpy little cock dance with joy.

I have seen all of these porn addicts on the news and that is what gets them off, talking about how helpless they are when it comes to controlling their urge to spank off like a teenager every time a set of tits flashing across the screen. They go on all of these talk shows and shit It’s not like talking to someone who is actually addicted to something where they want to stop but can’t these supposed PORN ADDICTS are nothing more than horny little fucking retards deserving nothing but my scorn.

What does that mean to all of you porn addicts out there? It means that you aren’t fooling me for a second; I know your weakness for porn is just a dirty perversion that makes you jerk your submissive little cock off all day and night. Since I know your secret I expect you to call and offer your worship to me or I may let your little secret slip. We can’t have that now can we?

I can’t believe that any of these talk shows cannot see that these little fucks are just creaming in their drawers (panties more than likely) over getting the chance to confess to the audience and all of the millions of mistresses at home how horrible and dirty they are for spending so much time and money and taking away so much from their marriages with these addictions to porn. You won’t see Montel calling out one of these whiny micro-cocked sons of bitches for popping a boner on his show because no one can see a three inch misplaced belly button when the “addict” is dumping his load on national TV.

You aren’t fooling me bitches, you may be able to convince your wife that the look of remorse on your face after getting caught is genuine but those women out there (like myself) who really know the score know that what you are really doing is filling a thimble with your sperm.